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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:33 am    Post subject: Well, I guess Chef will never come back now... Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it with all these old people popping off? Some are good and some are bad but there definately is a lacking of good young people to replace them.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What is it with all these old people popping off?


LHC was fired up... icon_confused.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is inevitable. I understand less than half of neo's language.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It is inevitable. I understand less than half of neo's language.


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LHC was fired up... icon_confused.gif


Translation:


"CERN (European Organization for Nuclear Research) activated the Large Hadron Collider, some sort of particle accelerator thing that is supposed to create tiny black holes, and doomsday theorists think that when the studies officially start and black holes are produced, the world will be destroyed. So maybe that's what's killing old people."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha. In that case I concure. Thank you very much for putting that in Dawn-speak.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Haha. In that case I concure. Thank you very much for putting that in Dawn-speak.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dawn = me. I was NOT named after soap.
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Dawn = me. I was NOT named after soap.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No problemo. You didn't know.
Lol, when we pass Dawn soap in WalMart I make funny comments. Pass Dawn soap with bleach = "I'm feeling kinda pale guys". Pass Dawn soap with disinfectant = "I took like 5 showers this morning".
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when we pass Dawn soap in WalMart I make funny comments. Pass Dawn soap with bleach = "I'm feeling kinda pale guys". Pass Dawn soap with disinfectant = "I took like 5 showers this morning".


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I'm holding off on the accent, you can't ask for a whole lot more. I think it's the water.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly he didn't use his E-meter enough.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SirGeek and I were talking about this yesterday. We're thinking that since Hayes is dead, maybe Stone and Parker will do one last Chef episode where the boys get him to redeem himself before he dies (ala the Darth Vader thing in Return of the Jedi). I'm sure they could cobble together voice clips enough to do it. It would be a nice way for them to bury the hatchet so to speak.
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CallieMo wrote:
SirGeek and I were talking about this yesterday. We're thinking that since Hayes is dead, maybe Stone and Parker will do one last Chef episode where the boys get him to redeem himself before he dies (ala the Darth Vader thing in Return of the Jedi). I'm sure they could cobble together voice clips enough to do it. It would be a nice way for them to bury the hatchet so to speak.


They already did that. The episode where he died, he became normal right before he died. Darth Chef was a joke, not a real part of the storyline.
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