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Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1647 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:41 am Post subject:
My parents had a house in kissimmee right outside of orlando, and a super walmart that was right down the road, that was actually pretty good, not as dirty as a lot of walmarts and had everything you need at a vacation home cheap. And if this orlando one is anything at all like that one, maybe these fucking clowns shouldn't be attempting to break dance and instead be outside corralling the carts, because most every dickhead in florida doesn't know what those little fenced in "return cart here" signs and locations mean. _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 811
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:23 am Post subject:
jeremy wrote:
My parents had a house in kissimmee right outside of orlando, and a super walmart that was right down the road, that was actually pretty good, not as dirty as a lot of walmarts and had everything you need at a vacation home cheap. And if this orlando one is anything at all like that one, maybe these fucking clowns shouldn't be attempting to break dance and instead be outside corralling the carts, because most every dickhead in florida doesn't know what those little fenced in "return cart here" signs and locations mean.
I know what you mean. People think I'm weird because I always put the carts where they belong.
Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Posts: 1647 Location: Connecticut
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:48 am Post subject:
I have a distance in my mind that I consider acceptable for cart return. If it's within, what I arbitrarily consider a close enough/normal spot I will always return it. If it's a long as shit parking lot and there is only like a couple cart returns up near the front of the store, fuck it. But those places are very few and far between, and i basically always put it away. _________________ http://www.jeremyhalvorsen.com
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"
DarkAngela Fights LightAngela for World Domination (changed by MaggotHex)
Joined: Sep 02, 2005 Posts: 1765 Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:16 am Post subject:
I hate that about south FL. I've seen people take their cart right up to the cart corral and put it in the parking space right next to it. I mean WTF?!?! I always put mine back. Except when there isn't a corral. Then I put it in the little median thingy that they put between parking spaces every so often. /tmi _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." -Pres. Ford
neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 811
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:05 am Post subject:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Would of been better if any of them could actually breakdance, or they had used decent music, or that kid din't have his pants rolled up like that.
BTW, I let this slide, but now I can't. What the hell dude? Versified Crew CAN breakdance. They may not be BBoy Ivan level, but no one is. So please twist the stick counter-clockwise, it may come out of your ass easier.
poisnedcoke The Only Thing Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church Can Agree On
Joined: Feb 05, 2005 Posts: 1668 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:39 am Post subject:
neofox87 wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Would of been better if any of them could actually breakdance, or they had used decent music, or that kid din't have his pants rolled up like that.
BTW, I let this slide, but now I can't. What the hell dude? Versified Crew CAN breakdance. They may not be BBoy Ivan level, but no one is. So please twist the stick counter-clockwise, it may come out of your ass easier.
From what I saw none of them were impressive at breaking at all. Lame ass footwork, very slow transitions, no spins worth mentioning (One kid did pull a decent windmill for all of 2 seconds it showed). Just really weak over all.
Twist the hipster cap off, it may let you see actual breakdancers who not only can dance, but also understand the culture attached to it as well.
neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 811
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:54 am Post subject:
poisnedcoke wrote:
neofox87 wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Would of been better if any of them could actually breakdance, or they had used decent music, or that kid din't have his pants rolled up like that.
BTW, I let this slide, but now I can't. What the hell dude? Versified Crew CAN breakdance. They may not be BBoy Ivan level, but no one is. So please twist the stick counter-clockwise, it may come out of your ass easier.
From what I saw none of them were impressive at breaking at all. Lame ass footwork, very slow transitions, no spins worth mentioning (One kid did pull a decent windmill for all of 2 seconds it showed). Just really weak over all.
Twist the hipster cap off, it may let you see actual breakdancers who not only can dance, but also understand the culture attached to it as well.
I want you to upload a video of yourself breaking. If you can't, than STFU, because even if the kids aren't as talented as some, they certainly have done more than you or I will accomplish.
poisnedcoke The Only Thing Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church Can Agree On
Joined: Feb 05, 2005 Posts: 1668 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:23 am Post subject:
neofox87 wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
neofox87 wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Would of been better if any of them could actually breakdance, or they had used decent music, or that kid din't have his pants rolled up like that.
BTW, I let this slide, but now I can't. What the hell dude? Versified Crew CAN breakdance. They may not be BBoy Ivan level, but no one is. So please twist the stick counter-clockwise, it may come out of your ass easier.
From what I saw none of them were impressive at breaking at all. Lame ass footwork, very slow transitions, no spins worth mentioning (One kid did pull a decent windmill for all of 2 seconds it showed). Just really weak over all.
Twist the hipster cap off, it may let you see actual breakdancers who not only can dance, but also understand the culture attached to it as well.
I want you to upload a video of yourself breaking. If you can't, than STFU, because even if the kids aren't as talented as some, they certainly have done more than you or I will accomplish.
The patented "If you can't do better you can't critique" argument, which is 100% bullshit. I can't fucking sing but I can tell you sure as hell if someone else can't either. How many movie critics do you think could direct a good movie? Or food critics that can cook? Just because you're not personally capable of doing something doesn't mean you can't recognize who is. And no a lame ass attempt at break dancing is not more than I ever accomplished. I'm not saying they can't learn to be good. But the whole "OUR BREAKDANCE CREW TEARING IT UP AT WALMART WATCH OUR VIDEO" was really underwhelming when it turns out none of them are impressive breakdancers.
neofox87 I do not care about custom titles, not one... HEY! NO! Don't make this my title! I SAID I DON'T CARE OMG STOP
Down's Syndrome Gangsta 4 L1f3
Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Posts: 811
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:03 am Post subject:
poisnedcoke wrote:
neofox87 wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
neofox87 wrote:
poisnedcoke wrote:
Would of been better if any of them could actually breakdance, or they had used decent music, or that kid din't have his pants rolled up like that.
BTW, I let this slide, but now I can't. What the hell dude? Versified Crew CAN breakdance. They may not be BBoy Ivan level, but no one is. So please twist the stick counter-clockwise, it may come out of your ass easier.
From what I saw none of them were impressive at breaking at all. Lame ass footwork, very slow transitions, no spins worth mentioning (One kid did pull a decent windmill for all of 2 seconds it showed). Just really weak over all.
Twist the hipster cap off, it may let you see actual breakdancers who not only can dance, but also understand the culture attached to it as well.
I want you to upload a video of yourself breaking. If you can't, than STFU, because even if the kids aren't as talented as some, they certainly have done more than you or I will accomplish.
The patented "If you can't do better you can't critique" argument, which is 100% bullshit. I can't fucking sing but I can tell you sure as hell if someone else can't either. How many movie critics do you think could direct a good movie? Or food critics that can cook? Just because you're not personally capable of doing something doesn't mean you can't recognize who is. And no a lame ass attempt at break dancing is not more than I ever accomplished. I'm not saying they can't learn to be good. But the whole "OUR BREAKDANCE CREW TEARING IT UP AT WALMART WATCH OUR VIDEO" was really underwhelming when it turns out none of them are impressive breakdancers.
Joined: Mar 01, 2004 Posts: 1891 Location: Ohio is for lovers
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:40 am Post subject:
Now now, do I have to move this thread? _________________
I want to see people like me, rising up with hate-filled eyes and smoking genetalia--posessed by ancient volcano gods, waving vast breasts and improbable penises at the secret masters of the world-- brown-trousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day"SJ
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